let's make some movie stars!

Producers began casting for the upcoming film version of the Motley Crue autobiography The Dirt. The director chose Christopher Walken in the role of Ozzy Osbourne. Walken will re-enact the infamous incident in which Ozzy snorts a line of ants off the ground in a quest to out-gross his tour mates.

The casting directors also chose Val Kilmer for the role of David Lee Roth, but they are still looking for actors to play Motley members. It’s rumored all unknown actors will play the roles of Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars, Tommy Lee, and Vince Neil.

Jared Leto will totally jump at the chance to play Vince - any reason to fuglify himself. Ten bucks says KFed will lobby for Tommy Lee - he needs a job.