I guess it's Britney Day today...

A judge threw out a libel suit that Britney had brought against US weekly for allegedly making up a story about a sex tape featuring her and K-Fed (first of all - eww).
The Judge's opinion was pretty funny -

“The issue is whether it is defamatory to state that a husband and wife taped themselves engaging in consensual sex,” the judge wrote in the decision. “The backdrop against which this issue must be addressed is that the plaintiff has publicly portrayed herself in a sexual way in her performances, in published photographs and in a reality show.”

Spears “put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye” and it would be unlikely for the magazine article to be found defamatory.

apparently, Britney is too sexy to have a sex tape? haha. What world is this judge living in? Yeah, she was hotness last night on Letterman (I promise never to mention that appearance again) - but what rock has this judge been living under for the last 2 years?