HAPPY BRITNEY DIVORCE DAY!

UPDATE: Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."
A sting of events you say? What could that be?
Here are some ideas:
-the pot smoking
-the drinking
-partying
-missing the mark for "daddy of the year"
-spending all of his time building his "rap career"
-the failure of his "rap career"
-trying to keep the Brit fat so she stays with him
-being dumb/ignorant
-ruining her career (temporarily)
-being KFed